When we posted a couple of job openings on Craigslist for marketing and customer support we were overwhelmed with the responses. In the interview process we’ve encountered some of the same questions over and over, so we thought it might be a good idea to post them here for future candidates. Here’s the post on Craigslist Update to Our Previous Job Listings and also here:
CAREERS AT RUSHTIX
Frequently Asked Questions
Do you have laundry service?
Yes, we keep a bottle of Fabreze under one of our desks (long story).
How about snacks and lunches?
Yes! By all means bring them! We are partial to fig newtons. Even if you don’t apply for a job please do bring the snacks and lunches. How about some beer too? If it’s too much trouble, we advise using a food delivery service. #mentoring
Can I bring my dog to work?
Can your dog code, write great copy, design mind-blowing apps or growth hack? If so, then your “dog” might actually be your roommate and you may have over “prescribed” on your last visit to the dispensary. Regardless, please do refer your “dog” our way.
What are the benefits package like?
We offer comprehensive access to a preferred list of qualified healthcare professionals via our online provider portal called Yelp.
Will I ever have my own office?
Good question and one that I ask myself each day as I hunch over my laptop and carefully position the screen to block out the rest of our team. We can all dream. #backissues
How much vacation will I get?
I’m not sure what “vacation” is. Is that a French custom like double kissing on the face? Look we’re friendly folks, but we don’t know you that well yet. I mean anything is possible, but let’s keep it professional for now with some occasional awkward hugs.
If I do a really good job, how about an occasional fist bump ?
Look buddy, like I said, let’s keep this thing on a professional level. I think you may have responded to the wrong section of Craigslist. Again, maybe the medicinal marijuana card isn’t such a great idea for everyone. Not judging, but just want to put that out there. #rushtixcares
How about work/life balance?
Well, that’s where we really excel. Our co-working space has a happy hour once a month. Get there early before we drink all the beer and things get sloppy.
How about equity?
Yes, a diversified portfolio should have a mix of both fixed income and equity instruments based in your investment time horizon. Personally, I’m putting all my eggs in the RushTix basket, like a crazed six year-old at an Easter egg hunt hopped up on Peeps and unrealistic optimism. Your risk-tolerance may vary so you should consult with a qualified investment professional like a Bitcoin Miner or an Angel Investor. #moneymatters
How about vesting?
Is this like the fist thing but with some sort of gentleman’s’ clothing? Again, this post is for a job not a date. I’m so out of touch with today’s courtship rituals. Wait, I just heard the bagel bell. Gotta go…
I’m back from the once-a-month free bagelfest at our co-working space. I have learned by careful A/B testing that I can fit three bagels comfortably in my purse. Four and its schmear everywhere. #a/b/bagelmakes3
Now that I’ve had some bagels, my mind is fresh and I realize that I misunderstood your question about vesting. You wanted to know our dress code. My apologies, but you can’t really blame me given the previously provocative line of questioning. Yes, you can definitely wear vests but we frown upon skinny jeans as they restrict blood flow to the brain. Speaking of which I’m about to hit a carb coma, so we better wrap this up quick.
How many hours per week?
Now you’re getting to the real nitty gritty. According to my calculations, each week has 168 hours. Wait a minute, you almost got me on that one. Leap year weeks have 144. #winning #bagels #squirrel
Do you have a company shuttle that will take me to/from work?
Yes, we contract with a local grassroots theatre company called MUNI. They provide a charming “slice of life” commuting experience with actors portraying the roles of local characters like “Disoriented Man” clipping his toenails (it’s considered good luck to catch one) with authentic aromas of booze and a non-functioning social welfare system. Why go to Burning Man when you can be awed by a “Mister Tat-stastic” a semi-clothed fellow with a simply dazzling array of body art, who is extremely willing to show you his intimate piercings (available in the gift shop upon exiting). Get up close and personal with the petite “Asian Tiger Lady” who stands uncomfortably close and yells “Back door! Back door!” right into your ear (actually played by a 6’3″ male African American thespian from Juilliard – an amazing method actor.)
We suggest you keep eye contact to a minimum and don’t engage directly with the actors as they are fully in character and will behave like they have no idea what you are taking about. Yes, they are that good at staying in character.
You can imagine that this kind of elaborate immersive theatre show is very expensive, but we at RushTix are committed to just these kinds of “try something new” experiences. Just be sure to tip the actor playing the surly driver $2.25 upon entering the box office at the front of the rolling theatre. Watch what happens if you don’t have exact change. Even if you do have the exact change, play your part and just go with it. I don’t want to give away too much of the plot and spoil all the fun. Once that part of the show is over ask for, or better yet demand, a “transfer” which is your ticket to enjoy any of their other rolling theatre shows over the next 90 minutes.
Performance times are listed on their website but this is just an approximation. The company’s vast background in improv keeps the experience spontaneous. You never know when they will arrive. Improvisational theatre at it’s best!
The actors rotate so we can’t guarantee the same experience each ride but rest assured you will revel in the sights, sounds and especially smells of San Francisco. Please note the cable car experience is a bit more, but it’s worth it because the actors playing tourists will actually engage you with questions like “Where is Fisherman’s Wharf?” or “Where can I buy a sweatshirt?” Again, play along and avoid eye contact, don’t smile or be in any way welcoming as you fully embody your role as a “Real San Franciscan.” Bravo!
Is this some kind of joke?
Maybe. It depends on whether you find it funny or not. If you have a sense of humor, love art+culture, and have some sweet skills (coding, writing, growth, design) then get in touch.
Sincerely,
Jill Bourque
founder+ceo, rushtix
P.S. Either way, do bring the snacks/lunch/beer. We’re covered on bagels. And again, you can have them delivered. We’re flexible.